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Oil Industry Analysis

Independent reporting on petroleum companies, markets, and policy.

Markets
Why Oil Prices Stay Volatile Despite "Stable" OPEC Agreements

Geopolitical friction, spare capacity games, and speculative trading combine to keep crude markets unpredictable for consumers.

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Corporate
Big Oil's Record Profits: Where Does the Money Actually Go?

Buybacks, dividends, and capex — we trace how petroleum giants allocate billions in windfall profits and what it means for energy transition.

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Policy
The Strategic Petroleum Reserve: America's Oil Weapon Explained

What the SPR actually does, how it's been used, and why its current level matters for both markets and national security.

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Environmental Impact

Accountability reporting on the petroleum industry's environmental footprint.

34%

of global CO₂ emissions from fossil fuel combustion

1,000+

oil spills reported globally per year

$369B

US Inflation Reduction Act for clean energy transition

2050

IEA net-zero emissions target year

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The Clean Energy Pivot

Oil companies are investing billions in renewables — but critics say it's still far less than their continued fossil fuel expansion.

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Carbon Capture: Promise or Greenwash?

CCS technology is a cornerstone of Big Oil's climate plans. But current scale is tiny compared to what's needed.

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Climate Litigation on the Rise

Dozens of states and cities are now suing major oil companies for climate damages — and early rulings are going against the industry.

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